508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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