whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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