4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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