If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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