you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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