Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
