I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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