god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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