yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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