his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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