OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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