ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You were trust falling into bushes
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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