im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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