i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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