So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
The power of my boobs compel you
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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