We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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