Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He kissed a someone with a penis
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Boobs are out for the taking
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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