butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
"it" just moved
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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