So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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