if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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