I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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