Dual....:-)
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
