Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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