I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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