you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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