Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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