She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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