i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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