I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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