I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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