I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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