there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Randomize
