I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
my sisters under your porch take her home
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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