Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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