there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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