Got a toothbrush?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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