Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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