even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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