Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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