I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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