big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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