Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
