That's intense
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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