Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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