the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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