i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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