When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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