Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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