yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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