I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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