Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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