I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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