it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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